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To my knowledge, we all experience moments when we feel like we've mastered parenting and are totally crushing it, only to experience moments that can best be described as total "hot mess" status. In fact, I have a feeling that unapologetic hot mess moms hoh winning at this whole motherhood thing.

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Your text messages frequently read like you are shouting for no apparent reason. This is a mistake, obviously.

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Tweezers double as weapons of mass eyebrow destruction. You have an unspoken agreement with your pharmacist. To my knowledge, we all experience moments when we feel like we've mastered parenting and are totally crushing it, only to experience moments that can best be described as total "hot mess" status.

And that could be due to the fact that you have no idea what your tax break is. No matter what has brought on a hot mess day, she knows she can handle it. November I would have never had encountered that kind stranger who pointed out the sticker on my sleeve as we waited in line at yot coffee shop, or had the pleasant exchange over the public changing table with the woman who nodded at me in solidarity as my toddler danced through a diaper change. Work it out. It has been suggested by more than one person that the way you dress should be documented.

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Until marijuana is federally legalized you will choose not to comment on your consumption status at this time. Just once, you would really really love for someone to wave back. However, even in this era of seemingly progressive parenting idealssome of us ahem, guilty are still clinging to the idea that we should hpt it together, or at least look like we have it all together.

Though not officially documented, your hearing qualifies as disabled from never leaving the house without your headphones and DJ'ed concerts of yesteryear.

In fact, I have a feeling hkt unapologetic hot mess moms are winning at this whole motherhood thing. Ho find more change in your pocket than your tax break. Because they get it; they are hot messes, too. Songs with your name in them make you instantly like them more. Never let them go. They have also seen you drunk, ugly crying, sublimely happy, in your element, totally out of your element, unencumbered, succeed, fail ridiculously, stupid in love, insecure -- and they love you just the same.

You are addicted to lip balm. People come to you with medical questions or random inquiries because they assume you have encountered these problems. There is always a minimum of two items that you jist forget to purchase at CVS. You constantly have bizarre interactions with strangers and random people that no one could possibly understand. You are always down for a good conspiracy. I'm Not Even a Hot Mess, I'm Just a Mess - 11oz. Ceramic Mug: Kitchen & Dining

You might be lucky enough, however, to have found a ificant other who thinks this is endearing. This will not, however, stop you from going again. But pretty much all other "small stuff" is not fazing them. Not only because this has happened to you before, but also because you write so illegibly that no one would understand anyway.

Write that down. You stopped smoking pot for a period of time because you had a really intense bug out. Your shaving patterns are in line with your sexual activity. People who know you best have given up on expecting you to be on time. I'm Not Even a Hot Mess. Just a Mess. Funny Shirt: Clothing

Your vagina is used for storing more than just tampons. I come to you today as a woman wearing drawstring pants and fleece. The first guilty pleasures that come to mind involve food. By Elite Daily Staff April 2, For those of us who are truly hot messes, you know this lifestyle is an art that takes years of personal setbacks and self-sabotage to craft. A successful vacation means you come back more tired than when you left. Whether you regret those decisions are your own business.

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You make life harder for yourself. You remind yourself that this is probably a good thing. You fully believe that cosmic waves will bring you and your sexy neighbor together

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